Saturday, June 6, 2009

Boondock Saints


























And shepherds we shall be. For thee,
my Lord, for thee. Power hath
descended forth from thy hand that
our feet may swiftly carry out thy
command. So we shall flow a river
forth to thee and teeming with souls
shall it ever be.
E nomini patri, et fili e spiritu sancti.

We must fear evil men and deal with them accordingly but what we must truly guard against, what we must fear most is the indifference of good men


First of all, I'd like to thank
whichever one of you donut munching,
barrel-assed dip-shits leaked this
to the press. That's just what we
need now, some sensational story in
the papers making these guys out to
be super heroes, triumphing over
evil. And let me squash the rumors
now these two aren't heroes.

Symbology? Well, now that Duffy has
relinquished his King Bone Head crown
I see we have an heir to the throne.
I'm sure the word you were looking
for was symbolism. What's the
symbolism there? Let me explain it
to you. In Greek and Roman mythology
when you died you would have to pay
the toll to Charon, the boatman who
ferried you across to the gates of
judgment. This made sure the dead
came to atone for what they did during
their lives,

We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil, who will be sought by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day we will spill their blood
till it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not
steal. These are principles which
every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions.
They are codes of behavior and those
that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.

There are varying degrees of evil.
We urge you lesser forms of filth

Not to push the bounds and cross
over into true corruption... into our domain.

For if you do, there will come the
day when you look behind you and see
we three. And on that day you will reap it.

And we will send you to whatever God you wish.

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