Saturday, January 30, 2010

Super Cop Super Con



















Well this is the story weaved from different stories and its about Super Cops and Super Cons.

Scene 1.

Super Con on his mobile phone, driving his car to glory. Super Cop spots the prey, chases the prey till his home. Super con realizes there is no escape. He has been caught red-handed. He looks at the Super cop, smiles, gives him a I-am-no-super-con looks. He adds you look like a real Superstar from Kannada films. Super Cop happy, gleams and gloats. Super con walks away free.

Scene 2.

Super con coming wrong way, against the traffic. Super cop, is alert, quickly gets into action. Super con has local advantage, knows the local language. She points out to her friend waiting for her. Luckily she was waiting in front of a hospital. Her story makes her friend completely unwell, and needs to be rushed to hospital. Super cop’s humane part melts, let the super con leave. Super con and her friend get on her way to the next nearest mall.

Scene 3

Super cop stopping all vehicles for routine checks for documents and license. Super con, w/o any proper documents is caught. Super con pleads, begs and asks for mercy. Super cop, agrees to let him off at subsidized fine. Now the bargain begins. Super con convinces that he does not have money to eat food, and all the shopping bags he has are for his friend. He is so poor, he cannot even think of eating three meals a day. Super cop take super subsidized fine. How much - 30 bucks!!!! Because the con does have only 30 buck to spare and 20 buck for three meals.

Scene 4

Super cop waiting behind a tree. Two super cons, good looking and handsome, working as executives in MNCs in their night Chaddis, caught by super cops for riding w/o head light and West Bengal registration vehicle in Karnataka. Now hear the super con story. They are security guards!!! Super cops believe the story ask for subsidized fine of 100 bucks. Super cons not willing to pay more than 30 bucks. Big heavy bargaining, threats to seize the vehicle also of no help to resolve. Finally the deal is struck at 50 bucks. Super cons are dejected after one hour duel that they could not get off for 30 bucks.

2 comments:

Kapil Munish said...

wow this looks really inspirational, the mood that's set in let me add one more story. Hope you won't mind...
Scene: Super con in his teen driving a scooter went for some household work suddenly pulls up to park it before walking on the main road. But to his utter surprise stops in front of Super cop. The scene so reminiscent of a bait ready to be butchered by the butcher smiles in utter dismay for what is in store. Super cop's heart melts and let the bait go to live another day. The super con takes advantage of the situation, request the super cop to take care of the scooter parked til he comes back ;)

Vinod Jose said...

Hey reached your voice mail box when I called...

Super Con from NY/NJ is back to the hinterland and in my time zone, he is looking forward to someone arranging 'saaman' for the stay in Blore...

Hope the snow does not keep you indoor always...